a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
Best way to spend a Saturday night? MOVIE NIGHT!
I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS
Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.
^you my friend have just opened my eyes
sometimes i see white people use “nigga” and im just like you’re asking for trouble
im on the highway to hell